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Computing and Teenage Sex

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Why Client Server Computing is like Teenage Sex

It is on everybody's mind all the time.
Everyone is talking about it all the time.
Everyone thinks everyone else is doing it.
Almost no one is really doing it.
The few who are doing it are:

  1. doing it poorly;
  2. sure it will be better next time;
  3. not practicing it safely.


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