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Become Wealthy
- "Have you heard about the object-oriennted way to become wealthy?"
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Bug Free
Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found.
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Can't Pick
If you can pick it up, it's a PC.
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Christmas and Halloween
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
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COBOL Programmer
Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of being taken for granted and treated as a technological dinosaur by all the Client/Server programmers and website developers, he was finally getting some respect.
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Comparison Drug Dealers Software Engineers, A
Drug Dealers and Software Engineers
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Computing and Teenage Sex
Why Client Server Computing is like Teenage Sex
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Confidence Runneth Over
At a recent software engineering management course in the U.S., the participants were given an awkward question to answer.
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Dear Boss
I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of this Y to K dates problem makes any sense to me.
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Flat Tire
A project manager, a computer programmer and a computer operator are driving down the road when the car they are in gets a flat tire.
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