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Programmer's Error

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The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.

The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover:

" Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!"

The boy replies back :

" Darling, I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings, we only worry about errors."



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