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A project manager, a computer programmer and a computer operator are driving down the road when the car they are in gets a flat tire. The three men try to solve the problem. The project manager said :

" Let's catch a cab and in ten minutes we'll reach our destination."

The computer programmer said :

" We have here the driver's guide. I can easily replace the flat tire and continue our drive."

The computer operator said :

" First of all, let's turn off the engine and turn it on again. Maybe it will fix the problem."

Suddenly a Microsoft software engineer passed by and said :

" Try to close all windows, get off the car, and then get in and try again."



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