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A Bible Lesson
Nine year old Joey, was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday school.
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Adam The Bargainer
God looks down and notices that Adam is all alone while all the animals have companions, so he decides to create a companion for man as well.
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Bible, The
There was this Christian lady that had to do a lot of traveling for her business, so she did a lot of flying.
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Creation, Man And Woman
One day, after a near eternity in the Garden of Eden, Adam calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem."
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Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!"
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God Creates A Day
I'm tired, let's just call it a day.
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Lonely Adam
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
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News for Adam
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. "I've got some good news and some bad news," God said.
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St. Peter, Jesus And Pinocchio
St. Peter stood at the Pearly Gates, waiting for the incoming. He saw Jesus walking by and caught his attention.
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Throw The Stone First
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there, he saw one sign that said Capitalist Hell, and another that said Socialist Hell. In front of the Socialist Hell was an incredibly long line, while there was no-one in front of the Capitalist Hell. So the executive asked the guard, "What do they do to you in Socialist Hell?"
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