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Call It A Day
God is talking to one of his angels.
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Didn't Recognize
A middle age woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operation table, she had a near death experience.
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Dumb Vs Attractive
A man is talking to God and asks him:
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E-mail From God
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out. So he called on a female angel and sent her to Earth for a time.
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Finding The Lord
A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on his birth.
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God and Adam
One day God and Adam were walking the garden. God told Adam that it was time to populate the Earth.
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God Creates Dog
On the first day of creation, God created the dog.
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God?
A confused 9-year-old goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"
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Guardian Angel, The
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."
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Hell, Michigan
An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly the Loch Ness monster attacked his boat. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat at least a hundred feet into the air.
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