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Assign The Punishment
Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett, they were a little confused at their present situation, and they were startled to see a door in the wall open, and behind the door was perhaps the ugliest woman they had ever seen.
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Baseball in Heaven
Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.
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Capitalist and Socialist Hell
Hell is a very small town in Michigan (just off of M-36, near Pinckney in Livingston county) that has it's own combination post-office and general store.
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Careful When You Wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said "I'm sorry, gentlemen, but your mansions aren't ready yet.
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Cat And Mice in Heaven
One day, a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven, where he meets the Lord.
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Clinton Is In Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. "Who goes there?" inquired St. Peter.
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Clinton's Eternity
Clinton dies and of course goes straight to hell. When he gets there the Devil greets him and offers him three ways to spend eternity.
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Cold Day In Hell
A new arrival in Hell was brought before the devil. The devil told his demon to put the man to work on a rock pile with a 20-pound sledge hammer in 95 degree heat with 95% humidity.
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Definition Of Heaven And Hell,The
Hell is where the Lovers are Swiss, the Engineers are British, the Police are German, and it is all managed by the Italians!
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Entering Into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?" The man says, "Methodist."
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