Filling In For St. Peter A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: 'Have you ever committed a sin you truly regret?' continue reading
Fires Of Hell curious fellow died one day and found himself waiting in the long line of judgment. As he stood there he noticed that some souls were allowed to march right through the gates of heaven. Others, though, were led over to Satan who threw them into the burning pit. continue reading
Fulfilling Their Requests There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven, he gave them a chance to come back as anything they wanted. continue reading
Gate Is Broken, The St. Peter was checking the gate between Heaven and Hell and found a broken hinge. He walked over to the pit and called to the devil. continue reading
He's Going To Heaven Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?" continue reading
Heaven And Hell John and Bob were inseparable childhood friends . One night, they both died in a terrible car accident. continue reading
Heaven's Clock A guy dies and goes to heaven. It's a slow day for St. Peter, so, upon passing the entrance test continue reading
How Hot is Hell? A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduatestudents. It had one question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof. continue reading
Is The Wife In Control? Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women. continue reading
Mischievious Son In Heaven An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven?" continue reading
