New Admittance Policy In Heaven It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new law was that, in order to get into Heaven, you had to have a really bad day the day you died. The policy would go into effect at noon the following day. continue reading
Pick Heaven Or Hell One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself. continue reading
Picking A Punishment This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him the doors to three rooms and says he must choose one of the rooms to spend eternity in. continue reading
Proposition An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when Satan appeared before him. The Devil told the lawyer, continue reading
Sue Over The Property Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other? They are seperated by a big chain-link fence. continue reading
That Was A Demo Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up by St. Peter. continue reading
Welcome To Hell One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the Devil. continue reading
