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Definition Of Heaven And Hell,The

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Heaven:

An American salary.
A British home.
Chinese food.
A Japanese wife.

Hell:

A Chinese salary.
A Japanese home.
British food.
An American wife.

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Heaven is where the Lovers are Italian, the Engineers are German, the Police are British, and it is all managed by the Swiss.

Hell is where the Lovers are Swiss, the Engineers are British, the Police are German, and it is all managed by the Italians!



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