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Buy Or Listen
This door-to-door entrepreneur became rather bored with his job of selling Bibles, so he decided to become a boss, hiring three people to sell Bibles for him.
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Cohen's Nails
Old Mr Cohen brings his son into the business, Cohen's Nails, in the hopes that one day his son will take over. As time passes Mr Cohen starts getting more and more worried, no matter what department the son is put into he cannot get anything right and is continuously mucking everything up.
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Conversions
A Jewish man moves into a Catholic neighborhood.
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Holy Water
You know how to make holy water?
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Oh My God
Four Catholic ladies were having coffee one afternoon, bragging to one another about their successful sons.
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Painting the Temple
Two men were down on their luck and decided to paint houses to earn some extra money. To start their business they asked the rabbi of a local synagogue if he would be interested in their service.
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Palm Sunday
It was Palm Sunday, and the mother's 3 year old son had to stay home from church because of strep throat.
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Sleeping Husband
A couple went to church every week, but every week without fail the husband would fall asleep during the sermon.
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The Rabbi's Phone Rings At 3:00 a.m.
When the phone rings at 3:00 a.m. The Rabbi says, "Oy Vae, who would be calling at this hour." Nevertheless he answeres the phone politely to discover it's his old friend who was in seminary with him. The Rabbi says, "Seth, why do you call at this hour?"
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