Dear Jesus One day little Johnny asked his mother for a new bike. His mother said, "At Christmas you send a letter to Santa to ask for what you want, don't you?" "Yes," replied Johnny, "but it isn't Christmas." continue reading
Is that Jesus? An Italian walks into a bar with a bad knee and notices a guy sitting at the end of the bar. He walks the bartender who it was. The bartender told him it was Jesus. continue reading
Jesus Heals A pro football player goes into a bar and orders a beer. Down at the other end of the bar there is a another person having a drink. The football player says to the bartender, "Is that who I think it is!?." The bartender says, "Yes, it's Jesus. He comes in here everyday and has a beer." continue reading
Jesus Is Watching This burglar is breaking into a house at night. Sneaking around he suddenly hears: "Jesus is watching you!" The burglar is shocked, ducks down, remains silent for a while, but nothing happens. continue reading
Jesus Is With Us Two priests were riding very fast on a motorcycle. They were stopped promptly by a policeman, who said, "What do you think you are doing? What if you have an accident?" continue reading
Moses and Christ Moses and Christ come back to Earth and are standing by a beach at a nudist colony.Christ says to Moses "This is sinful, we must do something about this." continue reading
