An Italian walks into a bar with a bad knee and notices a guy sitting at
the end of the bar. He walks the bartender who it was. The bartender
told him it was Jesus. The Italian ordered a drink for himself and Jesus.
Next, a carpenter walks in. He asked if that was Jesus. He then ordered
a drink for himself and for Jesus.
Finally, a redneck walks in and orders a drink for himself and Jesus.
A few minutes later, Jesus gets up and goes to the Italian. He thanked
him for his generosity and healed him. Jesus walked over to the
carpenter, thanked him, and healed him. Then, he walked over to the
redneck. The redneck jumped up and shouted," Don't heal me, I'm on
disability!"
