A pro football player goes into a bar and orders a beer. Down at the other
end of the bar there is a another person having a drink.
The football player says to the bartender, "Is that who I think it is!?."
The bartender says, "Yes, it's Jesus. He comes in here everyday and has a
beer."
In walks a Teamster truck driver who sits next to the football player and
orders a drink. He looks down to the end of the bar and turns to the
football player and says, "That guy sure looks like Jesus!"
The football player tells the truck driver that it is Jesus. Both the
football player and the truck driver decide to go over and say hello.
In their conversation Jesus asks them what they do for a living. The
football player tells Jesus he is the quarterback of a professional
football team but is not playing due to a rotor cuff injury that might end
his career.
Jesus reaches out and puts his hand on the football players shoulder and
says, "How does it feel now."
The football player picks up a can of beer and throws it across the room
without any pain. He thanks Jesus. Then Jesus turns to the trucker and
asks him if he has any problems.
The trucker replies, "Don't touch me I'm on disability."
