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Driver, Priest, and Lawyer
A lorry driver was driving down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the Road.
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Each Man Gives A Story
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what's your story?"
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Elderly Lawyer
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.
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Engineer Goes to Hell
An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates.
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Entering Into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?"
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Filling in For St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: 'Have you ever committed a sin you truly regret?'
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Forester and Lawyer, A
A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the pearly gates together.
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Fulfilling Requests
There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven, he gave them a chance to come back as anything they wanted.
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Gate is Broken, The
St. Peter was checking the gate between Heaven and Hell and found a broken hinge. He walked over to the pit and called to the devil.
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Gates Gets Punishment
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, "Well Bill, I'm really confused on this one.
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