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He's Going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
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Leader of The HMO
Three people die, a Doctor, a school teacher and the head of a large HMO, when met at the pearly gates by St. Peter he asks the Doctor 'what did you do on Earth?'
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Leader Of The HMO
Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large HMO, when met at the pearly gates by St. Peter he asks the Doctor 'what did you do on Earth?'
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Living a Long Healthy Life
An 85-year-old couple, after being married for almost 60 years, died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years, mainly due to her interest in health food and exercising.
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Marriage in Heaven
Betty and Tim were killed in an auto accident on the eve of their wedding.
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Mother Teresa Goes To Heaven
Mother Teresa died and went to heaven.
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Name Of Your Wife, The
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven.
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New Yorkers Arrived
One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street gang walk up to the Pearly Gates.
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One For You and One For Me
There was a huge nut tree by the cemetery fence. One day two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy.
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Pick Heaven or Hell
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by a bus and she died.
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