Absolutely Jokes: Great Collection of High Quality Jokes

  main : religion jokes : priest

absolutely jokes
 main
 adults
 animals
 bar
 campus
 celebrities
 emergencies
 entertainment
 ethnics
 events
 insult jokes
 kids and teenagers
 life jokes
 love and wedding
 profession
 religion
 restaurant
 silly
 sports
 technology
 clean jokes
 links
recommended sites
- Jokes 'N Jokes
 

Confessional Etiquette

Send this Joke
Printer Version
The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks an older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions. The old priest says, "Cross you arms over your chest and rub your chin with one hand."

The new priest tries this. The old priest suggests, "Try saying things like, 'I see,' 'yes,' 'go on,' 'I understand,' and 'how did you feel about that?'"

The new priest says those things, trying them out. The old priest says, "Now, don't you think that's a little better than saying, 'Whoa... What happened next?'"



related jokes

  • God And Michael Jackson
  • All Those Who Want To Go To Heaven
  • Forgive Me, Father
  • Pope In the Jewish Community
  • Confession
  • Career Path
  • Divine Sign, A
  • Services for My Dog
  • Situational Genesis
  •  

    Copyright ©2000-2006. Absolutely Jokes
    ALL RIGHTS RESERVED