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Abstain From Sex
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newlywed couple wanted to join a new church in their neighborhood. The pastor said "We have special requirements for new parishioners.
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All Those Who Want To Go To Heaven
A pastor at a frontier church ended a stirring sermon with, "All those who want to go to heaven, put up your hands!"
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Backwards Collar
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way.
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Camel Died
A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the desert. After a few days the camel falls over dead. After looking over the situation the priest figures neither one of them will survive the rest of the journey.
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Career Path
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbi leans over and asks, "So how high can you advance in your organization?"
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Confession
It was about a month ago when a Dutchman in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so he went to his Priest.
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Confessional Etiquette
The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks an older priest to sit in on his sessions.
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Confusing Lesson, A
A pastor was giving a lesson to a group of children on the 23rd Psalm.
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Divine Sign, A
A Rabbi and a Priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither cleric is hurt.
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Donations To The Preacher
After the church service, a little boy told the pastor he was going to give him a lot of money when he grew up.
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