Two priests are vacationing in Hawaii. They don't want to stand out, so
they
decide to buy casual clothes. They've just hit the beach in loud
Hawaiian print
T-shirts and sandals when they spot this hot blonde in a tiny bikini
walking
their way. As she walks past them, she politely says, "Good afternoon,
fathers."
Well, the men are amazed, because they can't understand how the woman
knew they
were priests. They decide to go out and buy even wilder clothes, so
they buy
tie-died T-shirts, surfer shorts, and dark sunglasses. The next day,
they hit
the beach in their wild new clothes, and the same blonde passes them in
a string
bikini. As she passes, she says, "How do you do, fathers?"
Well, the two priests are really confused, so they ask the blonde,
"Excuse me,
ma'am. We're not ashamed of being priests, but how in the world did you
know who
we were?"
The blonde replies "Why, father, don't you recognize me? I'm Sister
Catherine
from the convent!"
