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Air Conditioning
A customer was continually bothering the waiter in a restaurant;
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Cojones
A man travels to Spain and goes to a Madrid restaurant for a late dinner. He orders the house special and he is brought a plate with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects.
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Coke Please
I've always ordered beverages one simple way: "A Coke, please."
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Dead Mouse in The Hot Chile
A guy sits down in a Cafe' and asks for the hot chile.
The waitress says, "The guy next to you got the last bowl."
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Efficiency Expert
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As he sat down, he knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow.
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Great Blind Man
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.
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Honeymoon Spaghetti
Gary and Mary go on their honeymoon, and Gary spends six hours of the honeymoon night eating Mary's pussy.
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Small Talk
A man goes to a restaurant, orders some takeout, and sits down to wait for his food.
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Tastes Funny
Waiter, this soup tastes funny ?
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Thermos
A guy walks into Dunkin' Donuts. He says, "Excuse me, miss...how many cups of coffee do you think this thermos will hold?"
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