Coach Walker enters the locker room and eyes one of his players. "Son, I hate to do this to you. I realize that you're the star of the team, but you're failing your classes and I can't let you play."
"Give me a break, coach!" pleads the jock.
"I'll tell you what - I'll ask you a question, and if you get it right, you can play... what is two plus two?"
The jock counts on his fingers, "one, two, three,... The answer must be four!"
"Did you say four?" asks the excited coach.
"Sure did, Coach!"
As the coach starts to jump and scream in excitement, the other members of the team can be heard begging, "Gee, come on coach, give him another chance!"
