Jesus joined a threesome on the first hole. The drive had to be hit over two small lakes to reach a green surrounded by sandtraps.
Jesus said "OK, I'll do this one. If Palmer could do it, I can do it."
Jesus took a few practice swings, breathed deeply, then hit a blooper right into the water. Cursing, he walked on water to retrieve his ball.
"Who does he think he is, Jesus Christ?" asked one of the players.
Another player turned to him and said, "No, that's Jesus who thinks he's Arnold Palmer."
