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Puppy

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Mac and Jimmy decided to get together one morning and play a round of golf. Mac brought along his little black puppy.

When Mac sank a twelve foot putt on the first hole, the puppy stood on his hind legs and began to dance, jump and bark. Jimmy said; "That's great, what does he do when you miss the putt?" Mac said "He does somersaults." When Jimmy asked how many somersaults, Mac replied; "That depends on how hard I kick him."



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