A keen golfer goes to his priest and asks him if there are any golf courses in heaven.
The priest says he'll find out for him. The next day the priest contacts the golfer and says "I've done some checking up and there's some good news and some bad news"
"Whats the good news?" the golfer asks,
"Well, there are many beautiful golf courses in heaven" the priest replies, "and the bad news??"
