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A computer
A computer was something on TV from a science fiction show A window was something you hated to clean.... And ram was the cousin of a goat.....
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A Woman Called The Canon
A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
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Abbott & Costello's Cyber-Routine
Costello: Hey, Abbott! Abbot: Yes, Lou?

Costello: I just got my first computer. Abbot: That's great Lou. What did you get?
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Any Key
I was trying to teach this sales person (for automated entrance system) how to enter his letters into Word Perfect.
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Back Up
There is the classic one (which may be an urban myth) of the secretary working in an accounting firm who is told to make back up copies of the disks every night.
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Bug Free
Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found.
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CIA - Computer Industry Acronyms
CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
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Comparison Drug Dealers Software Engineers, A
Drug Dealers and Software Engineers
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Compatible
I overheard a nice conversation one day in a computer shop:
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Computer Class Fun
For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from someone, and our computers were facing away from each other.
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